Name

Reader TwilightBella asks "Dear Kemmei, where does your name originate from?"

Kemmei is Japanese for 'wisdom'. When Mommy broughted Kemmei from the pound, she knowed right away that I is very smart kitty. Kemmei's pound name was "Emily" which nice but not really fit. It sound similar to Kemmei. Kemmei is pronounce 'Keh-May'. Gramma calls me 'Kimmy' because she not as good with saying foreign words. It okay. I still answer, even though it wrong name.

Aunties call me different things. Sometimes Kemmei is "Darlin" and sometimes Kemmei is "Gimpy Cat" (because of paw) and sometimes Kemmei is "Stoppit" but only when naughty and that usually from Mommy.

Butter-cat sister's name is Kari. It short for Inabikari, which Japanese for 'flash of lightnings'. Her first owner name her "Callie" even though she not a calico. You can see in picture below- definitely butter-colored, not calico. Kari's nicknames is "Rocket Cat" when she being run-around crazy, "Wootie" when she being cuddly, and Kemmei just call her "Target" or "Nuisance". It depend on the day.

Rare picture with me and stupid sister-cat near each other. It probably worth something on ebay somedays.

Gnats

Sarah asks, "Dear Kemmei, how do you get rid of those annoying gnats and where do they keep coming from!?"

Dear Reader,
Gnats is annoying. Almost as annoying as butter-colored sister, but that a different blog post. Kemmei gets rid of bugs by eating dem. Crickets is my favorite, especially for late-night snackins. Sister-cat likes the small flying ones, but she not as good at catching dem, because she is sub-par hunter despite having more toes to catch things with. Bugs comes from Outside, which is what make them taste so nice.

Thank you!
Kemmei

On the lookout for bugs. Just in case.

Welcome to EttiCat

Dear World Full of Humans on the Internets!

Kemmei is here to answer all of your advice questions you ever wanted answered by a cat! From how to give the bestest tummy rubs (Don't!!) to fashion (black and white always in style) to family problems (no kitty really want a new sister), Kemmei will answer it all. No question too small, no answer too accurate.

It's me, Kemmei!

Kemmei not have the bestest grammar, as English is her second language. However, she haves very good spelling. Please don't write to Kemmei in LolCat. Translating once is hard enough.

P.S. I'm a cat. Keep that in mind. Answers may not apply to humans.