Singing

Reader Xena ask "Dear Kemmei, I work at a music shop and love it! The only problem is that my boss whistles (off tune) to nearly every song they play in the store, and it's driving me crazy! How do I handle this?"

First off, you has excellent name. It like that warrior princess lady. Kemmei pretty sure she nice to cats, since she nice to her ponies.Mommy like to sing when she in the kitchen. Me and Kari, we loves it. We comes running to sing with hers. Kari sing louder than me. Maybe you just has to sing louder than the bossy man?

Kari think she such a superstar. 

Fishies

There no advices today, cause nobody asked Kemmei questions. Instead, Kemmei added fishies on the right side of the screen for you to play with! Kemmei love the fishies. You can feeds them so they get all fat for Kemmei to eats.

Drinking

WorriedMom asks "Dear Kemmei, I think my teenage son may have a drinking problem. The other night at dinner, he ordered his soda 'on the rocks'. How can I help him?"

It hard to answer good if Kemmei not know what kind of problem he are having. Is water bowl empty? Do he drinks out of the toilet? Maybe if you puts some rocks in his drink, it fix the problem. Sister like to drink laying on the floor instead of crouching like normal cat, but it get the job done.

Kemmei on the rocks. 

Utensils

SloppyJoe asks "Dear Kemmei, I have to go to a fancy dinner with the president of my company in two weeks, and I'm worried that I will look uncultured because I don't know how to use all of the silverware. I know the difference between a salad fork and a dinner fork, and a soup spoon and a regular spoon, but what about the shellfish forks, olive forks, and all that stuff? What should I do?"

Kemmei not ever have to use these things. She just eat with her face. And sometimes her paw.

That were a good fishie, and Kemmei not have to worry about forks or nothing. 

Also, watch this video. It help, and the Animaniacs is black-and-white, just like Kemmei! Imagine Kemmei is singings this to you, it make it even better.

Fireworks

Sibyl asks "Dear Kemmei, where have you been lately?"

Readers, Kemmei are very sorry about recent absences, but she have been, um, occupied. 4th of July time also known as 'loud banging noise week' and Kemmei no likes that. Kari spent the week under Mommy's bed. Kemmei was smarter- she were in back of closet buried in laundries, where bangy noises not find her as much.

Kari try to frighten away the bangy noises with formidable claws.

Video Games

Reader Kelley asks "I'm looking for a new video game to play. What do you recommend?"

Kemmei love the Katamari games. She think the Prince look tasty, and also, Kemmei love to roll things on the floor.

There no pictures of Kemmei playing video games. Instead, please enjoy 8-bit Nyan Cat. Kemmei have an internet crush on him- not only do he sing so nice, but his body made of nummy poptarts, and he leaving festive trail of happiness through the galaxies. Also, he smile a lots.

Restaraunts

Reader Hungry asks "What kind of restaurant should I take my wife to for our anniversary?"

Kemmei's favorite restaurant is at the aquariums. It full of romances, and fishies. Kemmei try to choose seals for dinner once, but they had tricks to learn for shows.